V. Exits

Narrator: Hotaru heard Sailor vanity threatening sailor Rainbow Prism and Went to princess Kakyuu to speak with her about Sailor Vanity

Kakyuu: well Hotaru this is very bad I will speak to Vanity about this.

Hotaru: (returns from her talk with Kakyuu) Frodo I have good news and I have bad news about the Sailor Vanity incident. Which would you and Merry and Pippin like to hear first?

Pippin: The bad, cause then we can hear the good and forget abut the bad

Hotaru:ok the bad news is that even if Kakyuu can prevent Sailor Vanity from following through with her threat to Rainbow Prism there is no certainty that the ones responsible for telling on her will escape entirely. Meaning I could be in for some trouble.

Frodo: you'll be fine, we won't let anything happen to you

Hotaru: as for the good news Kakyuu said she will Deal with Sailor Vanity.

Merry: good

Hotaru: Merry what you don't realize is that now comes the hard part. You, Pippin, Frodo and I have to stay out of Vanity's hands until Kakyuu manages to apprehend her. And that can prove very difficult.

Pippin: Merry and I are masters of stealth, we'll be fine

Sailor Rainbow Prism:(arrives in the room That Frodo, Hotaru, Merry and pippin are in and Walks up to Hotaru) Hey Hotaru I heard from the princess about how you heard

Sailor Vanity's threat to me and how you had reported right to the Princess as soon as you were able to. You did a very brave thing Hotaru however it might mean that Vanity might come after you and try to hurt you.

Frodo: She'll be fine

Merry: yeah, she's a warrior too, you know, she could destroy this planet if she wanted to.

Sailor Rainbow Prism: I know that better then you do you dear little creature. My mother was the one who Trained Hotaru.

Pippin: well you dont have to be snooty

Merry: and don't call us dear little creatures

Sailor Rainbow Prism:(pats pippin on the head) I am sorry but it has been along time since I have seen one of your kind up close.

Sailor Rainbow Prism: Well your bravery has since be come part of the juiciest piece of Gossip in the history of alpha Senshi.

Pippin: That's just Dandy

Sailor Rainbow Prism: well I hope you have fun at the eating contest while you are here. (Is looking at Merry and Pippin)

Sailor Rainbow Prism:(leaves)

Both: bye

Sailor Rainbow Prism: Bye see you both later.

Sailor Singularity:( arrives at Gimli's Door with a picnic Basket over her arm and knocks cat his door) are you home?

Gimli: if I stay quiet maybe she'll leave

Sailor Singularity: Come on I want to take you on a picnic. I have tons of mummies in this picnic basket. Already and waiting for the two of us to munch on together.

Gimli: (whispering) why can't she take a hint

Sailor Singularity: Come on you stubborn obstinate creature I know you are hungry so come on I promise I will try to keep my self from fawning all over you as much as I can.

Gimli: Go away, I'm not hungry

Sailor Singularity: You can't keep avoiding me for ever you are going to have to come out of there some time and when you do I will be waiting.

Gimli: why are you being so difficult

Sailor Singularity: oh surely you were warned that you would have girls all over you before you came so why are you so surprised?

Gimli: I don't want to go on a picnic; I want to sit in my room. ALONE! Now go away]

Sailor Singularity: well then I will see if that young elf next-door wants to go with me. I should have known better then to waste my feelings on a Cold hearted brute like you!! (Is practically in tears)

Gimli: the elf already has a girlfriend so leave him alone.

Sailor Singularity: I don't care I bet I can steal his heart away from his other girl.

Gimli: no you cant and Kayura would beat you with a stick for trying

Sailor Singularity: as the old saying goes the way to a male's heart is through their stomachs.

Gimli: maybe if youre a hobbit

Sailor Singularity: hmm maybe I could get one of the hobbits to be my next boyfriend. What about Frodo's little friend Sam is it?

Gimli: Sam has a beautiful hobbit girl waiting for him at home.

Sailor Singularity: but maybe he would go for me and I could capture his heart. I will give it a try.

Sailor Singularity:(leaves and goes to Sams room)

Gimli: and you will fail!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sailor Singularity:(goes to Sams door and knocks on the door)

Sam: (opens door) yes?

Sailor Singularity:(smiles at Sam) would you like to go on a picnic with me? (Holds up

the picnic basket)

Sam: sure

Sailor Singularity:(Takes Sam abruptly by the hand and pulls him out of the hotel and runs all the way to one of the many parks in alpha Senshi) Here is where we will eat lunch.

Sam: wow, it's very pretty here

Sailor Singularity:(smiles as she spreads out the picnic Blanket and sets all the food on it)

Sailor Singularity: sit down make your self-comfortable.

Sam: (sits) thanks for the invite

Sailor Singularity: no problem. (Tries to tell him about what Hotaru had done in regards to the sailor Vanity incident.)

Sam: well it is a good thing she said something. I don't like people who try to force their views on other people

Sailor Singularity: Sailor Rainbow Prism seems to share your feelings. But the rumor is that Hotaru may have jeopardized her own life by doing what she did. I usually try to stay away from Sailor Vanity at all costs. But then again Hotaru knows her danger I think.

Sam: Hotarus a smart girl. I'm sure she knows what she's doing

Sailor Singularity:(scoots closer to Sam getting very cozy and begins running her slender fingers through his hair)

youre probably right.

Sam (Backs away) what are you doing

Sailor Singularity:(smiles gently) I have never felt anything so soft.

Sam: well, that's nice, but I really must be going

(gets up to leave)

Sailor Singularity:(pulls him down) must you so soon I would like to take you to get your hair cut so I can make my self a coat of your hair. (Is trying to hide the fact that she is trying to get him as her new boy friend)

Sam: I have a girlfriend, and I don't think she'd want someone else wearing a coat of my hair

Sailor Singularity: (kisses him not able to contain her self any longer) Sam you don't understand I am in love with you.

Sam: (pushes her away) but you were in love with Gimli earlier to day! No really, I must go

Sailor Singularity: that arrogant self-centered pig was not worthy of my love you are.

Sam: well I don't want your love

Sailor Singularity: your loss kiddo.

Sam: Right, but I must go now, goodbye (walks away)

Hotaru:(sees Sam heading towards the hotel) I take it you went for a walk?

Sam: no sailor singularity was throwing herself at me

Hotaru: I take it she broke things off with Gimli.

Sam: I think Gimli finally got through to her

Hotaru: Sam, at least you had it easier then Frodo and I did.

Sam: what do you mean?

Hotaru: You went with singularity on a pleasant little picnic. Frodo and I went to sign up for some contests and were attacked by Sailor Conceit and Sailor Boastful, Two of Vanity's Friends.

Sam: what?!

Hotaru: yeah but they seemed to not even notice Frodo they came straight for me.

Sam: what did you do

Hotaru: what do you think I did. I fought them for a while but then Sailor Boastful noticed

Frodo, so I grabbed Frodo and Ran back here as fast as I could and that brings us to now.

Sam: your princess doesn't have very good control of her planet you know

Hotaru: Princess Kakyuu is doing her best.

Sam: she should try a little harder though, if she has crazy's Senshi running around trying to kill people

Hotaru: Sam she is trying to do too many things at once she has to prepare for Tomorrow's opening festivities (the Games don't start till the day after tomorrow) she has to prepare a speech and try to Catch Sailor Vanity and her two super stuck-up stooges.

Hotaru: after all, the important thing is that Frodo and I are safe for the moment at any rate. However Frodo is extremely exhausted from all the running we did.

Sam: yeah, but none of us should have been in any danger when we were invited here.

Hotaru: it could have been worse. You could have been with us and in just as much danger as we were.

Sam: youre taking this too lightly Hotaru. People here tried to hurt you

Hotaru: I am trying to remain calm for your sake and for the sake of everyone. Concerned.

(later that day)

Sailor Conceit:( Knocks Furiously on Gimli's Door) OPEN THIS DOOR!!!!!!!!!!

Gimli: what!

Sailor Conceit:(glares at Gimli) I am looking for a young Sailor Scout who doesn't have long to live.

Gimli: who?

Sailor Conceit: her scout name is Sailor Saturn I don't know what you call her.

Gimli: well I'm afraid I can't let you hurt her! She's my friend!

Sailor Boastful:(tells Gimli about what Hotaru has done and begins to look at him threateningly) She got my friend Vanity in trouble and now she must pay for her crime.

Gimli: (rolls eyes) are all the Senshi on this planet crazy!

Sailor Conceit: (looks at Gimli menacingly) Don't make me have to hurt you. All I want is to get my hands on sailor Saturn, for Vanity's sake. But I will hurt you if I have to.

Gimli: well you'll have to go through me and the rest of Hotarus friends to get at her, then you'll have to face a pissed off Senshi of destruction when you've hurt her friends

Sailor Boastful: you are not easily frightened are you?

Gimli: no

Sailor Conceit: well maybe I will try to squeeze information from one of Saturns more timid friends.

Gimli: none of us are so timid that we would allow one of our friends to be hurt at the hands of a mad-woman

Sailor Boastful: I'm not the insane one in this room (looks pointedly at Sailor Conceit) I am extremely angry but not crazy.

Gimli: Well I care not what you are

Sailor Conceit: I'm going to scout out that tall blonde elf. (Leaves to try legolas' room)

Sailor Boastful: I think I'll join you. This dwarf has no information.

Sailor Boastful:(pounds on Legolas' Door nearly braking it) OPEN THIS DOOR!!!

Legolas: What!?

Sailor Boastful: I am Sailor Boastful. I am looking for a certain. Scout who doesn't have very long to live her name is Sailor Saturn.

(Looks at legolas like she would rip him apart)

Legolas: and what makes you think I would let you hurt my friend and my fiancées sister?

Sailor Conceit: because if you don't we will kill you as well.

Legolas: I am afraid you would not succeed in killing me and if you did my friends would make sure you pay dearly.

Sailor Conceit: oh is the little boy going to get his friends to beat me up? (Is being sarcastic.)

Legolas: I hardly think I need to, now go away

Hotaru: (has been watching from her window as Sailor Conceit and Boastful searches for her finally turns to look at both Sam and Frodo) Sam you and Frodo have to get out of this hotel for awhile. at least until this is over I don't care where on Alpha Senshi you go. Get Merry and Pippin and the four of you can go exploring but if Conceit and Boastful wants me I am going to make sure she does not get you guys along with me.

Sam: we're not afraid of Them

Frodo: we've faced a dark lord, I'm sure we can handle this

Hotaru: the last thing I want is to see you hurt. And if Vanity's friends find you here that is more then likely what will happen. Frodo I love you and that is the main reason I want you to leave.

Frodo: well I love you and that's the reason I'm not leaving

Hotaru: (looks at Sam for help in convincing Frodo to get to safety)

Sam: I must agree with Frodo, miss Hotaru. It's our turn to protect you.

Hotaru: I take it I don't have a chance of changing your minds. Do I?

Both: nope

Narrator: Sailor Boastful and Sailor Conceit arrive at Merry and pippins room.

Sailor Boastful: We are Sailor Vanity's friends. Now all we want from you is for you to tell us where young Sailor Saturn is.

Merry: Why should we tell a couple of prideful pig such as yourselves?!

Sailor Conceit: Because it would helping a friend. You do believe in friendship don't you?

Pippin: Have a nice day, PIG! (Slams door)

Sailor Conceit: (pounds on the door as hard as she can) Listen to me you little brats if you don't tell me where she is I will kill the both of you. Is Sailor Saturn really worth risking your lives over?

Pippin: Yes!

Merry: now go away, we're eating

Sailor Conceit: (storms away)

Sailor Rainbow Prism: (knocks Gently on Merry and Pippins door) Merry, pippin its me

I need to speak to you.

Pippin: (opens door) come in

Sailor Rainbow Prism: I have bad news I am afraid. Sailor Boastful and Sailor Conceit are searching for Saturn and she is worried about it. She has asked me to get you two and take you somewhere safe for while until the celebration starts. Or until either she or the two scouts that are after her are dead.

Merry: why would you think of such a crazy notion!

Pippin: yes, we have to help her.

Sailor Rainbow Prism: she already has help. Sam and Frodo would not be driven away she couldn't convince them to go, so she decided to concede and let them help her. But she told me she wanted you taken to safety immediately.

Pippin: well we've never listened to anybody before, especially someone who actually CAN boss us around.

Merry: and we're not about to start now, especially if it means abandoning a friend.

Sailor Rainbow Prism: and what may I ask could two young hobbits do against two strong sailor scouts?

Pippin: we're not quite sure yet

Merry: but we'll figure something out

Sailor Rainbow Prism: coming from you two those might very well be the scariest words in the universe.

Pippin: why, thanks

Sailor Rainbow Prism: Just be careful you don't know what youre up against.

Pippin: we've handled danger before

Merry: we'll be fine, but go get the rest of the fellowship because after all, we are just hobbits.

Sailor Rainbow Prism: I will. Part of my orders was to get them to a safe place as well.

So they don't get themselves killed.

Merry: lets go then

Pippin: why do none of you have any faith in us?

Merry: we're stronger than we look

Sailor Rainbow Prism: uh no offense Merry but you two are smaller then your opponents will be, and this kind of talk is coming from the two that did not want to enter the free for all fighting competition?

Pippin: we're hobbits, we don't like to get physical unless we have too

Sailor Rainbow Prism:(sighs) alright why don't you two go tell Hotaru that you do not intend on being sent to any place safe because you want to help her and I will see if I can reason with the others.

Pippin: all right.

Sailor Rainbow Prism: (leaves and Heads towards Gimli's room and knocks on the door)

Gimli: I swear if you hurt one hair on Hotaru's head I'll kill you myself (pulls open door) oh, sorry, I thought you were someone else

Sailor Rainbow Prism: it is alright I came to tell you that Hotaru is aware that Sailor Conceit and Sailor Boastful are searching for her and has asked me to get you and the rest of her friends to a safe place until either she or two scouts that are after her are dead.

Gimli: I will not hide when one of my friends is in danger

Sailor Rainbow Prism: she already has a team of four protecting her. Frodo, Sam, Merry, and Pippin refused to run and hide while she was in danger. I had hoped you and the others would have alittle more sense.

Gimli: You are the one with no sense! Leaving 4 little hairballs to protect Hotaru.

I'm going to help her

Sailor Rainbow Prism: (gives him an exasperated sigh) you are impossible.

Gimli: where is Saturn?

Sailor Rainbow Prism: she is still in her room she and the four "hairballs" are preparing for the fight. I just pray I can talk some sense into legolas and the others.

Gimli: that crazy elf will demand to be able to help his friends as will Aragorn, Arwen and the rest of the scouts.

Sailor Rainbow Prism: you might be wrong. As for you do as you will Gimli but you are

taking your own life into your hands.

Gimli: I am well aware of what I am doing but I am not wrong about my friends

Sailor Rainbow Prism: well I will go and speak to them any way.

Gimli: and I will go protect my friend

Sailor Rainbow Prism: (leaves and goes to legolas' room and knocks on the door.)

Legolas: yes

Sailor Rainbow Prism: I am sailor Rainbow Prism. (Tells Legolas what she told Gimli about Hotaru knowing that she was being hunted for) so Hotaru asked me to get you and her other friends to safety until the fight was over.

Legolas: and I assume Gimli told you that I would not abandon a friend in need. Kayura and I will both protect her

Sailor Rainbow Prism: yes but I had hoped to talk some common sense into you.

Legolas: well you wont be able to. I shall head to Hotarus room right now

Sailor Rainbow Prism: Legolas I hope you know what you are doing.

Legolas: I am a warrior, just as you are, of course I know what Im doing

Sailor Rainbow Prism: I am beginning to wonder if you and Gimli are not brothers you are

just as stubborn as he is.

Legolas: you offend me (is joking)

Sailor Rainbow Prism: Oh just go to Hotaru.

Legolas ; good luck convincing the others not to help

Sailor Rainbow Prism: (heads off to Aragorn's room and knocks on his door)

Aragorn : yes

Sailor Rainbow Prism:(tells Aragorn the same thing she told legolas and Gimli) and you see Hotaru has asked me to get you and all her other friends to a safe place until her fight with Sailor Conceit and Sailor Boastful is over. I only pray you will have more sense then Legolas and Gimli did.

Aragorn: I'm afraid I will do exactly as they told you I would

Sailor Rainbow Prism: are you as foolish as they are?

Aragorn: it is you who are foolish to think that we would abandon one of our friends when they need help

Sailor Rainbow Prism: she already has all the help she needs she has four hobbits and an elf and a Dwarf as her protectors. I don't think she will need any more protection.

Aragorn: then you will add mine and Arwen' s aid to her list of companions

Sailor Rainbow Prism: Are you naturally stubborn or did it happen gradually?

Aragorn: I've been like this all my life

Sailor Rainbow Prism: maybe I will have better luck with Hotarus mother and father.

Aragorn: you are an extremely foolish young sailor scout to think that her own mother and father will not wish to protect her (leaves to Hotarus room)

Sailor Rainbow Prism:(heads off and knocks on Elrond and Doselene door)

Elrond: yes

Sailor Rainbow Prism:(tells Elrond what she had told everyone else) So you see Hotaru has asked me to get you and the rest of her friends to safety until the fight is over I only pray I you will have more sense then Aragorn, Arwen, Legolas, Kayura, and Gimli. And will not make a fuss about wanting to go and help her and let me do my job.

Elrond: how dare you tell me to have sense when my daughter is in danger?!

Elrond: of course I will go to her, it was foolish of you to tell us if you did not want us to get involved

Sailor Rainbow Prism: she has more protection then she will know what to do with.

Elrond: and she will have more

Sailor Rainbow Prism: She has the protection of four hobbits, eleven elves, a human, and a Dwarf.

Elrond: and now the protection of her father

Sailor Rainbow Prism: I wish you would reconsider,

For your own sake

Elrond: and I wish that you would realize that my children are the most important thing in my life so of course I am willing to die protecting them

Sailor Rainbow Prism: well if anything you all will give the scouts that are going against you are good workout.

Elrond: we will

Sailor Rainbow Prism:(leaves the room)

Hotaru: (sees Gimli, Legolas, Arwen, Aragorn, and her Father and mother coming towards her room and opens the door) you guy's I thought Rainbow Prism had gone to get you all to a safe place until this was over.

Elrond: she did, but you must have known that we would all come for your protection

Hotaru: (sighs) well daddy I had hoped that you at least would go with Rainbow prism but

I kind of knew that you probably wouldn't.

Legolas: none of us would abandon you if you were in danger

Gimli; the elf's right

Hotaru: I should have realized that Sailor Rainbow Prism wouldn't succeed in getting you to a safe place while you knew I was in danger.

Aragorn: I dare those insane Senshi to try and mess with you now

Pippin: yeah

Sailor Conceit: (arrives with Sailor Boastful and knocks on Hotarus door) Sailor Saturn we know you are in there so come out and meet your fate like a Sailor scout we will make you death slow and painful.

Elrond: (open door) yes she is here, come in won't you

Hotaru: (gulps then transforms in to Sailor Saturn) well it was nice knowing all of you.

Frodo: you'll be fine

Sailor Boastful: well it is nice to see that you accept the fact that she is doomed. Now I will ask those of you with weak stomachs to leave the room while we turn Sailor Saturn to a bloody stain on the rug.

Gimli: I think you'll find that if you hurt her-

Elrond: You will be the stains on the ground

Sailor Conceit: really do you plan to hurt me old man? (Is looking at Elrond)

Elrond: if you hurt my daughter yes

Sailor Boastful: who wants a piece of me first? (Looks at Pippin) how about you little one.

Legolas: (steps in front of him) how about you pick on someone your own size

Sailor Conceit: are you volunteering to go first fool?

Legolas: If I must

Sailor Boastful: Bulimic constant vomiting engulf! (This is an attack that causes Sever Vomiting)

legolas: (dodges) that is disgusting

Sailor Conceit: Perfect now I have a clear shot of the little guy.

Merry: (Runs up and kicks her in the shin) don't threaten my friends

Sailor Boastful: (Grabs Merry by throat) very foolish move young one

Gimli: (swings axe and places at Boastful's throat) drop him now

Sailor Boastful:(drops merry) easy does it Paul Bunyan.

Merry: thanks Gimli

Sailor Boastful: (aims an attack at Gimli) Bulimic Vomiting episode!!!!

Legolas: Why must you continue to fight us! (pulls out bow and aims arrow at bulimia)

Sailor Conceit: Look I don't want to hurt you guys all I want to do it make Sailor Saturn pay for getting Sailor Vanity in trouble.

Sailor Boastful: that goes for me as well.

Elrond: We all must pay for our bad deeds, sailor Vanity deserves whatever trouble she gets in

Sailor Conceit: but you see none of you others have done anything that Anorexia and I would hold a grudge over thing is we have no desire to kill you we only want to hurt and kill Sailor Saturn.

Aragorn: well you will not get to her and if any of us are hurt we will report you and your threats to princess Kakyuu

Arwen: how do you think she will deal with you?

Legolas: far more severe than we ever could

Sailor Boastful: do you really think she has time to deal with you all? She is too busy preparing for the celebration tomorrow.

Elrond: Yes, but the celebration will not go on forever

Sailor Conceit: well Sailor Saturn are you just going to stand there and let these guys protect you like the coward you are or are you going to fight me.

Sailor Saturn: Conceit you and Boastful have hunted me down and tried to kill me and have no doubt threatened and harassed my friends and family. And even now that I am fully surrounded by my family and friends you still are ready to try to kill me not even considering your danger.

Elrond: they are not as wise as you

Sailor Galaxia: (arrives with Sailor Rainbow Prism) hey do you need some help? (Looks at Hotaru and the group around her.)

Aragorn: these two Senshi upon the orders of sailor gymnast have been trying to kill Hotaru

Sailor Galaxia: I know. The minute Sailor Rainbow Prism finished speaking to Elrond she came and got me and told me the entire story and that is why we came to see if you needed any help.

Legolas: all help would be appreciated

Sailor Rainbow Prism: then lets kick some butt.

Pippin/Merry: YEAH!

Sailor Rainbow Prism: were you two able to come up with any ideas of how to fight these pieces of trash? (Looks at Merry and Pippin)

Both: no, we were hoping you did

Pippin: did you?

Sailor Rainbow Prism:(smiles and nods) oh this is going to be easy, Pippin both you and merry get to where Sailor Saturn and Frodo and Sam are and get your friends to go with you. Form will need a circle around Sailor Saturn. Galaxia and I will take care of the rest.

Both: ok

Sailor Rainbow Prism:(watches as Merry and Pippin leave to do as she told them and then looks at the two scouts in front of her and aims an attack right at Boastful) Rainbow colored Knives Shower!!!! (Tiny rainbow colored knives slash into bulimia weakening her but not killing her)

pippin: wow

Sailor Boastful: (is weakened beyond measure) I yield Sailor Rainbow Prism. You win.

Sailor Rainbow Prism: I will take you to Princess Kakyuu and she will decide your punishment.

Sailor Galaxia: (finishes beating Conceit into submission and then walks over to the group) well I must say I am very proud of you all for having the courage to help Sailor Saturn.

Aragorn: we wouldn't leave her to the mercy of maniacs without helping

Sailor Galaxia: however (looks at Sam and Merry and Pippin) I have a question for you three.

Pippin: yes?

Sailor Galaxia: I understand why Frodo was eager to help Hotaru considering his feelings for her but what caused you three to want to help her? What was going through your minds?

Merry: she's our friend

Pippin: Just like we would give our lives for Frodo we would die to help her

Sam: Besides, helping her is helping Frodo. If anything were to happen to her mar. Frodo would just die

Sailor Galaxia: I see so I take it friendship is valued where you three come from.

Pippin: yes, the most important

Sailor Galaxia: well I must admit I am proud of you for taking a stand for what you believe in.

Sam: thanks

Merry: they would do it for us

Galaxia: (smiles) still you were all very brave. For all you all could have known you could have been killed.

Pippin: yes, we are very brave

Merry: and handsome

Pippin: we know, you don't have to tell us

Galaxia: Uh Sailor Rainbow has asked me to tell you that she has a crush on you two but she is not sure on which of you she has the bigger crush.

Pippin: well I am the cuter one so it must be me

Merry: no, it's me

Galaxia: settle down you two she doesn't look on the one who is cuter outside but which has the bigger heart.

Pippin: well that's me

Merry: its me

Pippin: me

Merry: me!

Galaxia: I don't see how she could like either of you. You both have extremely large egos.

Pippin: yes, we do, thanks for noticing

Galaxia: (looks at Gimli) uh Gimli one of the other scouts asked me to read you the poem she wrote for you. Would you like to hear it?

Gimli: if it's from sailor singularity then NO!

Galaxia: actually it is from Sailor Alpha Senshi. I think she might have developed a crush on you.

Gimli: WHAT!

Legolas: this is too funny

Gimli: I'm not interested

Galaxia: The Poem reads. To the dwarf of my heart. Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is always sweeter when I am near you.

Your ladylove, Sailor Alpha Senshi.

Gimli: well, tell her it's nice but Im not interested

Kayura: I think it is so sweet that you have a girlfriend. (Is teasing Gimli)

Gimli: yes it is very amusing

Gimli: Im going back to my room

Kayura: Gimli and Sailor alpha Senshi sitting in a tree kissing first comes love then comes marriage then comes Gimli with the baby carriage.

Legolas: now that is a scary thought

Kayura: what do you mean my love?

Legolas: can you picture a baby Gimli running around

Kayura: (chuckles) yeah though I doubt his child would be less hard head then he is.

Pippin: not if he got with one of you crazy sailors

Kayura: Pippin how much do you want to bet that if one of the scouts that tried to hurt us earlier had a crush on him he would fall for them like a ton of bricks.

Pippin: not likely

Sailor Galaxia: Pippin does you and Merry always fight over girls????

Pippin: well, no

Merry: we don't usually meet girls like her though

Sailor Galaxia: do you think she will be the only girl who will like the two of you? Shes not after this you two will be more popular among the young female sailors then most males.

Pippin: yeah, but most girls are normal and no fun

Merry: we need a girl who likes to cause trouble and seek adventure

Sailor Galaxia: Most scouts are almost more trouble then they are worth. In fact Sailor Rainbow prism has asked me to extend and invitation to you both to join her and a few of her sailor friends for a time on the beach as soon as she finishes delivering Sailor Anorexia and Bulimia to Princess Kakyuu.

Sailor Galaxia: she said she hoped you would accept and that she would suspect that you would have the time of your lives.

Pippin: you mean there are more Senshi like her?

Merry: Of course we'll go!

Sailor Galaxia: cool I will in form her.

Both: thanks

Sailor Galaxia:(leaves to tell Sailor Rainbow prism.)

Sailor Alpha Senshi: (catches up with Gimli as he is heading back to his room) Gimli wait up.

Gimli: what?

Sailor Alpha Senshi: Sailor Rainbow prism informed me how willing you were to help

Sailor Saturn fight those two scouts that were after her. It is very possible you and all her friends saved her life today.

Gimli: well of course I offered to help. Sailor Saturn is my friend

Sailor Alpha Senshi: but not many people would do something like that with out thought for their own safety. You were very selfless today.

Gimli: each member of our fellowship did. Middle earth is a place where you always stand up for your friends or those you care about

Sailor Alpha Senshi: I am sure your father has pounded that into your head since you were a little child. Am I right?

Gimli: it is something that all people of middle earth are taught

Sailor Alpha Senshi: well I must say you learned that lesson well. You learned it a lot better then many of the people on alpha Senshi who are taught the same lesson.

Gimli: thank you

Sailor Alpha Senshi: I am sure your Father will be thrilled at how well you applied your lessons when Galaxia contacts him and tells him how brave you were.

Gimli: I'm sure he will

Sailor Alpha Senshi: I am not sure if you knew this but before you were born Sailor

Galaxia and your father were very close friends they are still friends but after you were born Galaxia felt it would be best to sort of back off so she would contact him from time to time but mostly while you were asleep.

Gimli: this I did not know. I wonder why he kept it from me

Sailor Alpha Senshi: I think both he and Galaxia felt it was best to keep it from you. because you were still very young and neither knew how you would take the news they had planned to tell you when they felt that you could handle the news.

Gimli :Oh

Sailor Alpha Senshi: but don't worry now you know the truth and I hope you will enjoy the celebration.

Sailor Alpha Senshi:(turns to leave)

Gimli: if that blasted sailor singularity would leave me alone I will. How shall I convince her that my heart belongs to another

Sailor Alpha Senshi: you have a girlfriend?

Gimli: alas no, for she is above me as only one of her race could be but she is the fairest and most beautiful creature in all middle earth

Sailor Alpha Senshi: Gimli it is all right to admire someone like that. But if I were you I would seek to find a woman who shared some of my interests and give her my heart and settle down and have children. She is out there Gimli you just have to keep searching for her.

Gimli :I have no want of children or family. After the celebration legolas and I will journey back to helms deep and then to Fangorn forest and search out adventures. But my heart will always belong to the lady of the wood

Sailor Alpha Senshi: Gimli tell me do you dislike legolas as much as you pretend to? I mean I am not blind I have seen how often you two scrap and fight.

Gimli: Legolas is my best friend and I hold him above all others save one

Sailor Alpha Senshi: I see. Well I hope you two have fun at the ceremonies and have fun on all your trips.

Gimli: That we will

Sailor Alpha Senshi: but Sailor Singularity I think has gotten you out of her system.

Gimli: that is well

Sailor Alpha Senshi: however I fear I must confess I have caught her previous illness. I was the one who wrote that poem for you. You know the one Galaxia read to you.

Gimli: oh, then I am sorry for telling you of the one I care for; I did not know your feelings. Can we be friends still?

Sailor Alpha Senshi: of course Gimli I am sure that I will find the right man for me. One day besides Gimli even if you hadn't told me and even if you felt the same way I do. It probably wouldn't have worked out. Marriages between People from middle earth and Alpha Senshians are rare. And many are extremely painful because most times it requires a choice of where they are to live and from that quarrels sometimes start.

Gimli: and you would also have legolas to deal with for I have made a promise to adventure with him when this quest is over

Sailor Alpha Senshi: and after seeing how fiercely he fought I don't want to get on his bad side. (Gives Gimli a quick and friendly kiss on the cheek and leaves) see you later Gimli.

Gimli: bye